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Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
I'm easy
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She's some kind of wonderful.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
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Softly has reminded me that I really should upgrade my porn collection.
Anyway ...
Speaking of mild porno ... I was doing census stuff last week. Dude comes to the door in just a towel. Invites me in to finish census questionaire and goes upstairs, presumably for clothes. Five minutes later, apparently, he finds boxer briefs and walks back down the stairs in front of me on his way to the laundry room. Finally comes back wearing board shorts/no shirt. I do the interview. Dude is higher than a kite on something. Does not know the birthdays or middle initials of his "old lady's" kids. I get a running commentary on how the 19-year-old "thinks he's a man, but he's not."
Good times.
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"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
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