I really don't like the (never ending) rain of Portland
Or the fact that no one has air conditioning, and they use the reasoning that 'it never gets hot here' (except every summer when it gets to 100)
That's Why I Moved Outta Oregon (along with the high cost of living there and skyrocketing unemployment rates),
Dylan
Oh, and extremely high taxes
Trying to get Mahhh Woman to move to Asheville
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