Bad Day At Hallmark...
Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day ???
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it....
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Life like!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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