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afixer · 07-10-2010, 10:23 AM

but sometimes you just have to buck up and do it.

afixer walks into her local higher end department store and has to wander around for awhile to even find "ladies intimates" because it was tucked away in some back corner of the store.
she is stunned to find that there now seems to be several hundred styles (we're talking panties right now) of which to choose from.
so she starts flipping through the racks knowing exactly what she's looking for and everything but what she looking for is on that rack.
no biggie there are four more.

*enter very prim and proper older sales lady*

"may I help you find something sir?" says this lovey woman.

"well maybe you can. I'm looking for a certain cut or style of panties or some boyshorts underwear." says afixer

"what size is the person that you looking for?" says she.

"it really depends on how the label sizes as to what size I am.
it can be anywhere from 10-14 or large and extra large you know it just varies." says afixer

"I think we have what you're looking for over here." says sweet, sweet woman.

so I follow her over to this rack and start looking around while she's blabbering something.
I found a few pair and was looking at them and then look at her and say "these look like what I'm looking for."
now that she has my attention she shows me her picks which were shot down 1,2,3.

"see if you can find more of this type style in my size." says afixer

"what do you think your size is?" says sweet woman

" I told you earlier that it depends....blah,blah." says afixer

afixer just stands there and waits for the bell to ring.

*DING*

afixer watches the sweet woman's head twitch as the bell rang.

she then re-racked my rejected panty picks and got to work looking for what I'd requested.
she presented me with several more choices that were decent but the wrong size.
I asked for large on two of the five pair she brought and walked over to my favorite section...bras
thinking, hoping I can find exactly what I'm looking for before she finds me.
I score a good running bra on sale quickly and move over to the more practical day to day bras when she appears with the large size I'd asked for.

" I was only able to find two in large from the ones you liked but we get stuff in everyday if you want to come back some other time." says woman

"thank you ma'am, these will work fine." says afixer

"what else may I help you with this morning?" says woman

" I just need one more bra and I'm done thanks." says afixer

"what style/size are you looking for?" says woman

"I'm a 36 B or C depending on....." says *afixer interupted*

"where, what!?" says woman

afixer starts spacing out in order not say something completely smartassed to this woman when I feel her hand on my arm and she's spinning me so that I'm facing her.
I'm thinking the absolute worst thoughts in this moment as this very sweet, sweet woman begins patting around my shoulders.

"have you ever had your chest measured before?" says woman

*sighs*

"yes ma'am I have. again the size depends on...." says afixer

now this woman's hands are on my breast but not in a bad way.
I stepped back and unbuttoned the shirt I was wearing and took it off leaving me standing there in a very tight silk undershirt and very loose jeans.
that sweet woman stood there looking me up and down for a long minute.

"nobody would ever know you had a body like that under those clothes you're wearing." says woman who is now beaming from ear to ear

"thank you ma'am." says afixer

<snip>

this is where I have to end my story...I am tired and have to work the next three nights.
I must say though I left with everything I went shopping for.
and the sweet, sweet woman that I thought had me all wrong, had me all wrong.
just not in the way that I thought she did.

it was my hang-ups that made me see her all wrong.

lesson learned.

07-10-2010, 10:23 AM	#502
afixer Member How Do You Identify?: human Preferred Pronoun?: ma'am Relationship Status: adrift in my head Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: in and out of the woods Posts: 989 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 491 Thanked 1,507 Times in 659 Posts Rep Power: 8660555	shopping for women's underwear but sometimes you just have to buck up and do it. afixer walks into her local higher end department store and has to wander around for awhile to even find "ladies intimates" because it was tucked away in some back corner of the store. she is stunned to find that there now seems to be several hundred styles (we're talking panties right now) of which to choose from. so she starts flipping through the racks knowing exactly what she's looking for and everything but what she looking for is on that rack. no biggie there are four more. enter very prim and proper older sales lady "may I help you find something sir?" says this lovey woman. "well maybe you can. I'm looking for a certain cut or style of panties or some boyshorts underwear." says afixer "what size is the person that you looking for?" says she. "it really depends on how the label sizes as to what size I am. it can be anywhere from 10-14 or large and extra large you know it just varies." says afixer "I think we have what you're looking for over here." says sweet, sweet woman. so I follow her over to this rack and start looking around while she's blabbering something. I found a few pair and was looking at them and then look at her and say "these look like what I'm looking for." now that she has my attention she shows me her picks which were shot down 1,2,3. "see if you can find more of this type style in my size." says afixer "what do you think your size is?" says sweet woman " I told you earlier that it depends....blah,blah." says afixer afixer just stands there and waits for the bell to ring. *DING* afixer watches the sweet woman's head twitch as the bell rang. she then re-racked my rejected panty picks and got to work looking for what I'd requested. she presented me with several more choices that were decent but the wrong size. I asked for large on two of the five pair she brought and walked over to my favorite section...bras thinking, hoping I can find exactly what I'm looking for before she finds me. I score a good running bra on sale quickly and move over to the more practical day to day bras when she appears with the large size I'd asked for. " I was only able to find two in large from the ones you liked but we get stuff in everyday if you want to come back some other time." says woman "thank you ma'am, these will work fine." says afixer "what else may I help you with this morning?" says woman " I just need one more bra and I'm done thanks." says afixer "what style/size are you looking for?" says woman "I'm a 36 B or C depending on....." says afixer interupted "where, what!?" says woman afixer starts spacing out in order not say something completely smartassed to this woman when I feel her hand on my arm and she's spinning me so that I'm facing her. I'm thinking the absolute worst thoughts in this moment as this very sweet, sweet woman begins patting around my shoulders. "have you ever had your chest measured before?" says woman sighs "yes ma'am I have. again the size depends on...." says afixer now this woman's hands are on my breast but not in a bad way. I stepped back and unbuttoned the shirt I was wearing and took it off leaving me standing there in a very tight silk undershirt and very loose jeans. that sweet woman stood there looking me up and down for a long minute. "nobody would ever know you had a body like that under those clothes you're wearing." says woman who is now beaming from ear to ear "thank you ma'am." says afixer <snip> this is where I have to end my story...I am tired and have to work the next three nights. I must say though I left with everything I went shopping for. and the sweet, sweet woman that I thought had me all wrong, had me all wrong. just not in the way that I thought she did. it was my hang-ups that made me see her all wrong. lesson learned.