Seriously. My doorbell just rang. A very sweaty guy was at the door with a bottle of Dawn dishwasher detergent in his hand. I actually answered the door because I am expecting a lawn care guy tonight (who I haven't met). Anyway, he's at the door and two guys are in the SUV. He wants to come in and demonstrate a vacuum cleaner. If he can just demonstrate one more, he'll be done for the day and go home.
I politely declined the Dawn detergent ... and his offer to come into my home to demonstrate a vacuum.
He said, "really? you sure? awwwwwwwwww. shoot!"
I'm thinking:
