Pink Confection
How Do You Identify?: Femme
Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am
Relationship Status: Dating Myself
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Nashville
Posts: 4,266
Thanks: 17,195
Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts
Rep Power: 21474856
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The first time they check your cell phone for texts and you they demand an explanation for all your contacts, they need to GO!
The first time they start nagging about how much caffeine free diet coke you drink or why you iron your jeans...buh bye!
If their Mom thinks its OK to call for no emergency at 5am. Ciao!
and yeah, if they are jealous of the DOG, what can I tell ya.....
Maybe sleeping with them and getting poisoned by the pussy on the first date is not such a good idea. Causes dain bramage. Then by the time you (meaning I) recover it is often too late.
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