[Ashton]

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me how I need to be more demure.

Originally Posted by June

Don't ask the Femme who brought the Delicious Peach Cobbler to the picnic to marry you in front of your partner. Trust me, it can cause a lot of problems later that evening.

Originally Posted by softness

dont take better care of an ex than you do me. If you are in a relationship with me, dont tell me I need to be self sufficient but an ex needs your help. I will resent the hell out of both of you...

Dont tell me I cant have a horse. Seriously, dont. It will be one of the straws that break the camel's back...

dont make fun of my family. God help you. There is nobody perfect in this world and we all have our issues but if you amplify my family's issues into a good set of jokes around the table with friends, you will be served shit on your plate the next day...

ooo...does that count as scat???

Originally Posted by softness

dont invite your friends over to meet your new girlfriend, then get angry after they leave and tell her you KNOW she was flirting with them....thats really stupid and qualifies you technically as a first class jerk....

when in a supposed committed relationship, dont leave your ex your power of attorney because she has more of a history with you. It makes the new GF feel like she is just on loan....

ditto for whose name is on your checks....

and as beneficiary on your insurance policies

and lets not talk about the will...

and when your new gf tells you that your ex wanted to know if her name was still on all of these, dont turn it around and say your new GF is just jealous when what she really is, is concerned...for you

dont introduce your gf to your family on Christmas as your friend. Especially if you are very out....

the xmas stocking for your ex needs to be sent to her or put in the trash, not back in the xmas box

DONT show people the face your gf makes when she is coming...you might not ever see that face again...

Its really scarey that you would have to even think of telling someone these things.

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

DO NOT!!! think you can use me as a sushi table....

Killjoy!!