[chefhmboyrd]

it's an old joke, guy walks in a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and a 12" pianist.
bartender says "where did you get the lil piano player?'
guy says.... "well i found this lamp and when i rubbed it a genie came out
he granted me 3 wishes."
the bar tender says "well what the hell did you wish for?"
guy says "well i asked for a million dollars and POOF! i had a million dollars.... then i asked for a beautiful model for my wife.. POOF! there stood Linda Evengelista, ready to marry me on the spot..."
then the bartender interupts "so what's with the lil piano dude?"
the guy says " well then..... the genie thought he heard me say, I wish i had a 12" pianist"

lmao