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Kenna · 08-22-2010, 01:07 PM

I've learned a valuable lesson since moving recently...
Although I was raised in the Appalachian Mountains, a little farm/country girl kicking her boot heals in mud and tromping around in the wilderness with ALL kinds of critters and crawlies... I was never repulsed by certain kinds of bugs until one spider bite made me VERY sick (several years ago)...

Now since moving from city life back to the deep country/wilderness... I have learned the hard way to SHAKE OUT ALL OF MY CLOTHES, SHOES, and BLANKETS.... especially if I go to pick something up off the floor or bottom of linen closet. Or.... a person just might get an unpleasant, nasty surprise visit from a BIG ASS HAIRY CREEPY LONG LEGGED NASTY UGLY MAKE-ME-SCREAM-LIKE-A-LITTLE-GIRL JURASSIC-SIZED BEAST of a BUG or SPIDER!!!!

Trust me, it was funny AFTER the event/scream was over!! I wanted to put on my old shorts to finish yard chores when I found they had been "claimed" by a BIG ASS HAIRY CREEPY LONG LEGGED NASTY UGLY MAKE-ME-SCREAM-LIKE-A-LITTLE-GIRL JURASSIC-SIZED BEAST!!! with longer front legs than back legs!

Do we have a smilie that screams "JUST KILL IT!! JUST KILL IT!!" ??

08-22-2010, 01:07 PM	#3766
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,196 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I've learned a valuable lesson since moving recently... Although I was raised in the Appalachian Mountains, a little farm/country girl kicking her boot heals in mud and tromping around in the wilderness with ALL kinds of critters and crawlies... I was never repulsed by certain kinds of bugs until one spider bite made me VERY sick (several years ago)... Now since moving from city life back to the deep country/wilderness... I have learned the hard way to SHAKE OUT ALL OF MY CLOTHES, SHOES, and BLANKETS.... especially if I go to pick something up off the floor or bottom of linen closet. Or.... a person just might get an unpleasant, nasty surprise visit from a BIG ASS HAIRY CREEPY LONG LEGGED NASTY UGLY MAKE-ME-SCREAM-LIKE-A-LITTLE-GIRL JURASSIC-SIZED BEAST of a BUG or SPIDER!!!! Trust me, it was funny AFTER the event/scream was over!! I wanted to put on my old shorts to finish yard chores when I found they had been "claimed" by a BIG ASS HAIRY CREEPY LONG LEGGED NASTY UGLY MAKE-ME-SCREAM-LIKE-A-LITTLE-GIRL JURASSIC-SIZED BEAST!!! with longer front legs than back legs! Do we have a smilie that screams "JUST KILL IT!! JUST KILL IT!!" ??