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How Do You Identify?:
Momma, Ma'am
Preferred Pronoun?:
She/Her
Relationship Status:
I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: California
Posts: 997
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Dorothy Parker
I love a good martini
Two at the very most
Three I'm under the table.
Four I'm under my host.
Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Dorothy Parker
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