I don't fear the devil, I fear people who fear the devil. —St Theresa of Avila
Lord, give me chastity, but not yet. —St. Augustine
When divine intervention knocked St. Theresa of Avila off her cart and into the mud she replied, "Lord, with the way you treat people, it's no wonder you haven't any friends."
When St. Aloysius, who loved to play pool, was asked what he would do if he knew he were to die tomorrow, he replied, "I'd finish my game."
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