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Diva · 09-15-2010, 11:53 PM

Today, I rode out to an animal shelter with Satan....

Sometimes, people call her Ms. Tabitha.
Everything was ok until we got there and she says to me...."Oh Janey....let's go look at the KITTEHS in The KITTEH KOTTAGE!!!!"

Be strong, Janey, I say to myself. They will not have a black female kitteh. I knew they wouldn't.

Oh hellz yeah they did. But I was strong. STRONG! In SPITE of Satan.

And then we went to Kitteh Kottage #2.

And there they were. The 2 Siamese boys...4 months old. Looking at me with big blue eyes which said, "Come hither, DivaDear...." One was rather calm....the other talkative....and I had to hold one. Ok, Satan MADE ME HOLD THE DAMN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satan held the other one.

Then she made me hold BOTH of them.

Then I filled out the paperwork and brought them home. End of story.
Yes....Lucy is feeling rejected, curious, instigationatory (it's a word NOW) and playful.

She wants them and she doesn't. She loves them already and she hates them. But SHE gets to go outside and they do not, so she is feeling a bit superior, I'm thinking.

But the bottom line? They would not make it through the month, I'm afraid, had I not adopted them.

And they are Purr Machine Lovebugs! I have yet to name them......

Thank You, Satan. I think..............
(Pics in my Gallery)

09-15-2010, 11:53 PM	#11
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Today, I rode out to an animal shelter with Satan.... Sometimes, people call her Ms. Tabitha. Everything was ok until we got there and she says to me...."Oh Janey....let's go look at the KITTEHS in The KITTEH KOTTAGE!!!!" Be strong, Janey, I say to myself. They will not have a black female kitteh. I knew they wouldn't. Oh hellz yeah they did. But I was strong. STRONG! In SPITE of Satan. And then we went to Kitteh Kottage #2. And there they were. The 2 Siamese boys...4 months old. Looking at me with big blue eyes which said, "Come hither, DivaDear...." One was rather calm....the other talkative....and I had to hold one. Ok, Satan MADE ME HOLD THE DAMN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Satan held the other one. Then she made me hold BOTH of them. Then I filled out the paperwork and brought them home. End of story. Yes....Lucy is feeling rejected, curious, instigationatory (it's a word NOW) and playful. She wants them and she doesn't. She loves them already and she hates them. But SHE gets to go outside and they do not, so she is feeling a bit superior, I'm thinking. But the bottom line? They would not make it through the month, I'm afraid, had I not adopted them. And they are Purr Machine Lovebugs! I have yet to name them...... Thank You, Satan. I think.............. (Pics in my Gallery)