Write An Email [Draft Below]
Dear [Insert girls' names who decided it was okay not to return my phone call],
Sorry you didn't call me back. I had called to tell you I won $30M in the lottery and wanted to know if you would like join me at my villa in Italy and do some shopping in Milan.
Oh well, I'm sure you are too busy to travel anyway.
Love and knishes,
Mr. B
[tongue.firmly.implanted.in.cheek.not.really]
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