Smile? More like laughing so hard I peed my pants!
Fridays I run errands, get everything set up to work the weekend, chores, etc. I live in the country so i have to take my trash to the dump about 3 miles away. They have one of those big machines that eats the trash.
I'm rushing around- my mom is texting me to get her this and that, my sister calling sick, blah blah... I'm throwing boxes in and trash. Suddenly my 120 year old antique ruby ring, men's style, I wear all the time slips off and into this big trash machine!
Luckily I had sweat pants on BUT also my new shape ups

I climb into this huge pile of trash forging around for my ring. All this people are coming in and looking at me "Poor lady", I'm waiting for them to give me money! lol
I looked like an episode of I Love Lucy ! I was dirty but I found it!