Hmm...
They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport
Could u imagine such a scenario?
"Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis"
- "My what?"
-"That..the um..prosthetic Penis"
{People in Line behind me probably lookin like this -->
}
-"I can't.."
-"~Cough~ Why not?"
-"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.."
-"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.."
{Again, people staring -->
, some actually taking 3 steps back }
Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious....