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Corkey · 01-01-2011, 05:44 PM

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD ~ At The Doctor's
BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent
FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas!
ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again
WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H

ETA: I resemble some of these, you'll just have to guess which ones....

01-01-2011, 05:44 PM	#5507
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,269 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD ~ At The Doctor's BFF ~ Best Friend Farted BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth CBM ~ Covered By Medicare CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was FYI ~ Found Your Insulin GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out LOL ~ Living On Lipitor LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas! ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To? WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again WTP ~ Where's The Prunes? WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H ETA: I resemble some of these, you'll just have to guess which ones.... __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee) Last edited by Corkey; 01-01-2011 at 05:50 PM.