[betenoire]

Yeah, I think I'd date me.

I know that I can be trusted to give myself a lot of space, and I like my space. I wouldn't get my feelings hurt when I don't return my phonecall, because I would have forgotten that I had called myself to begin with. That sounds good.

Plus I wouldn't have to argue with myself over what radio station to listen to, and I would never begrudge myself a True Blood Marathon Saturday. I wouldn't criticize myself for drinking several pots of coffee a day, because I'd be drinking that much too. I'd never pressure myself to quit smoking. I wouldn't want me to change anything about myself.

If I moved in with myself I wouldn't have to compromise with myself on things like what colour to paint the bathroom, because me and myself have the same taste.