[Nat]

Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.