Good... afternoon? It's 12:10pm, anyway.
Today was pretty funny; they have this booth on campus that says, "win a date!" and this is how the story goes...
Guy: Hey, you want to enter our contest?
Me: If I do, can I win a date with a woman?
Girl: (laughs)
Guy: Uhhhh....
Me: Thanks! (and I walked out the door)
My best friend and I were laughing so hard... it was awesome