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Timed Out
How Do You Identify?:
Male
Preferred Pronoun?:
He/Him
Relationship Status:
Widow
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Permanently Banned 11/15/2011
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Bathrooms, they can be a fun lil trip if you let them. I don't look down at the floor, I go in like I own the damn place (doesn't matter which one I choose to use and I always choose the one that I can pee at the quickest cuz when ya gotta go, ya gotta go). But if one stands there gawking I have a couple little sayings via my dearly departed as she would be quick to say it if I didn't get there first (even tho I don't identify this way, chuckles).
To the women:
Honey, I'm more fucking woman than you'll ever be and more man that you'll ever fucking have.
To the men:
Dude, I'm more fucking woman than you'll ever have and more man than you'll ever fucking be.
Then I or my wife would offer to take a pic with our cell phone and offer to email/snail mail it to them.
It generally shut them the hell up right quick and made them look elsewhere.
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