Dear Dapper;
Happiest of Birthdays to you, old friend.
Now, you may think it's weird that I called you "old friend" - because really we haven't known each other very long at all! But that's because when I said "old friend" what I meant was "friend who is old".
Very old.
I hope this year brings you all sorts of goodness and love and health and delicious food.
With unconditional positive regard,
Your friend Brandy
and
Brandy's spouse Nick
p/s -