Schmoopy!
Have I ever mentioned that you have a way with words? 'Tis true, you drew me, but the reading that I did for a day or so before I joined up
(3/4 of which was in a thread you started, but whatever) convinced me. These are my people, though some of them may be poodles or, apparently, apple butter.
It was your debating that first made me love you, especially when we don't agree. My head is out of the ass of Love and at your service. I will have you know, though, that Love has a very cute little butt of which I am quite fond.
P.S. I figured to follow through on the death threats, you'd have to actually come here, which I've been trying for about 17 billion years to get you to do. Then I just tie you up and Fanny's your auntie.