03-26-2011, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by dixielady
Holy crap.
I like to look at homes for rent and for sale, in different areas. I just enjoy looking at floorplans and stuff. Ran across an ad for a beautiful, modern/trendy fully-furnished home. I usually only look at pics but decided to read about this one. I was shocked to see all the hoops you have to jump thru. This is what they required JUST for an appointment to look at this rental house:
1. Minimum FICO Score of 700;
2. Two Years of Steady Employment History in Like Industry;
3. Two Years of Excellent Rental or Mortgage Payment History;
4. No Felony or Misdemeanor Convictions;
5. Monthly Income Must be Three Times (3x) the Rental Rate After the Outgoing Debt Reflected on Your Credit Report;
6. No Current Collection Accounts, Judgments, Tax Liens or Bankruptcies;
7. We Must Be Provided with Your Last 90-Day Bank Statements, Two Most Recent Paystubs & Tax Returns for the Last Two Years; and
8. Valid Driver’s License or Passport.
Once again, holy crap! Are things really like this in the "real world"? Where I live, not only do you not usually have to do a credit check or any of that financial stuff, but usually they don't even bother taking a full security deposit. Wow. I am realizing that I am totally naive when it comes to the dealings of city life. .gif)
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That's not entirely normal, although it doesn't surprise me at all.
I found a mouse today. It did not make it. In fact, I suspect the poor thing had been a prize a few crows were fighting over, as decomp had already begun. Poor lil guy.
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