I got paddled my first day of Kindergarten because I bit a little girl who sat next to me and told the teacher "my pet dragon, Applehead, did it".
Not even a month later, I got paddled again because I tied another little girl to the tetherball pole with one of those really thin plastic jumpropes and left her there. She was still tied up when we all went in from recess and they didnt discover her for a while.
When I was about 9, my cousin and I broke into our church and screwed all the settings up on the organ (it played the Bossanova when the lady turned it on the next Sunday morning) and swam in the baptismal.