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TenderKnight · 04-10-2011, 04:57 AM

Wow, it's been a lil while since I posted..

So, I'm waiting for the last bus of the night to get home from work and who desides that they need to take a seat and roll up a jay? Well, mr. homeless-i-kinda-smell-like-old-cheese-and-alcohol of course! So, I'm thinking, "oh how lovely, I'm going to get to spend the next 10 minutes with this delightful example of the human race". Long story short, he borrowed my lighter twice and was just warming up on his "the cops almost took me in last night" story when the bus drove up. He didn't get on.. Such a pitty..

Earlier that evening.. This lady comes into my place of work in tears, my co-worker told her the sales (35% off all vibrating toys!) and wanted to comfort her, but couldn't, being on the clock and all, so patted her awkwardly on the shoulder and walked back up front. After a bit she waved me over to asked for help picking out a vibratorand porn. Seems that her's just wasn't getting her there.. So, we pick her out some porn and grab a few toys from the shelf.. We test them out and I suggest the best way to use the bullet for stimulation.. I also let her know where her G-spot was.. She had no idea

Turns out, the reason she'd been in tears was because she just couldn't.. finish.. Poor thing, I hope that she found some relief tonight..

Such a hard job I have..

04-10-2011, 04:57 AM	#6113
TenderKnight Member How Do You Identify?: Kinky Poly Transman Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 551 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 773 Thanked 822 Times in 256 Posts Rep Power: 2402408	Wow, it's been a lil while since I posted.. So, I'm waiting for the last bus of the night to get home from work and who desides that they need to take a seat and roll up a jay? Well, mr. homeless-i-kinda-smell-like-old-cheese-and-alcohol of course! So, I'm thinking, "oh how lovely, I'm going to get to spend the next 10 minutes with this delightful example of the human race". Long story short, he borrowed my lighter twice and was just warming up on his "the cops almost took me in last night" story when the bus drove up. He didn't get on.. Such a pitty.. Earlier that evening.. This lady comes into my place of work in tears, my co-worker told her the sales (35% off all vibrating toys!) and wanted to comfort her, but couldn't, being on the clock and all, so patted her awkwardly on the shoulder and walked back up front. After a bit she waved me over to asked for help picking out a vibratorand porn. Seems that her's just wasn't getting her there.. So, we pick her out some porn and grab a few toys from the shelf.. We test them out and I suggest the best way to use the bullet for stimulation.. I also let her know where her G-spot was.. She had no idea Turns out, the reason she'd been in tears was because she just couldn't.. finish.. Poor thing, I hope that she found some relief tonight.. Such a hard job I have.. __________________ The beatings shall continue.. until moral improves..