[Miss Scarlett]

Originally Posted by DomnNC

Of course! When I ask someone how long it takes them to get up, motivated, dressed and ready to head out to door in order to calculate what time I need to set an alarm clock for indeed it is factured into the equation andddd I did put a cup of coffee on said nightstand when I woke you so no, administration of coffee does not speed the process, lol.

If it please the Court, at this time the defendant wishes to throw herself upon the mercy of the Court, withdraw her previous plea and enter a plea of guilty to the charge of taking a teensy bit longer than 15 minutes to get ready with regard to the incident in question.

Further the defendant respectfully requests the Court consider the following aggravating and mitigating factors when imposing sentence: the defendant recalls the question posed as "How long will it take you to get ready in the morning?"

In addition, the defendant moves the Court that a jury of her peers, rather than the bench, decide sentencing in this case.