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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck
Preferred Pronoun?:
Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard..
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Columbus
Posts: 2,280
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An old Lady well into her 90s, on her deathbed, waves her great-grand daughter over, patting the side of her bed.
The girl dutifully sits, and leans as the frail woman whispers,
- "My darling child, to you I shall leave 20 Sheep, my precious cattle, the stable of purebred Horses, 100 acres with a gorgeous pond that houses a family of Ducks and Swans."
The great-grand daughters' eyes widen and asks,
- "I never knew you had all that, where is it?"
- "In my Facebook"
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