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Rook · 05-11-2011, 05:27 AM

Goooood Mornin', Ladies an' GentleMyn [Men too], I pulled this from a funny List I saw:

-==-==-==- Top 10 Adult Truths! -==-==-==-

*I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

*Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

*I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

*There is great need for a sarcasm font.

*Was learning cursive really necessary?

*Bad decisions make interestingly good stories.

*Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again.

*How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? {My personal Fave}

*The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!

*And Finally -drum roll please- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and maybe Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

05-11-2011, 05:27 AM	#6388
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Goooood Mornin', Ladies an' GentleMyn [Men too], I pulled this from a funny List I saw: -==-==-==- Top 10 Adult Truths! -==-==-==- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a sarcasm font. Was learning cursive really necessary? Bad decisions make interestingly good stories. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? {My personal Fave} The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing! And Finally -drum roll please- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and maybe Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. __________________