Hrmm.. I think I need new glasses. I read the title as "The Strapies in your life"
For me the *STAPLES* are:
On me:
iPhone (so I can ignore it often when K calls and she can complain about it)
Keys (so I can lose them somewhere and get locked out)
Wallet (with no money to spend on anything)
Passport (so people know I ain't Amerkun)
In Backpack:
Laptop
Power for laptop
Backup power for laptop
Mouse
Backup Mouse
On everything:
Dog furr