*I completely snorted and giggled when I read about farts in a windowless office being devastating
*I sometimes fart with the beat of the radio as I'm driving
* I sometimes have to cover my mouth to keep from busting out laughing in meetings at work when I imagine scenarios of me jumping up on the conference table and mooning the entire group.
* I LOVE me some Louisiana hot sauce!
* when sleeping, a ceiling fan is a MUST!