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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
Posts: 411
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I like to stand on people's laps.
I would love to see my abs but I don’t think that’s ever going to happen.
I was mugged once at knifepoint by a drug-crazed dude in my car and gladly gave him my wallet. When people asked why I didn’t fight him off, I explained that it wasn’t worth $4 to get my throat slashed.
I love Chobani yogurt.
One of my life goals is to sit down with the ladies of The View.
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