[moxie]

Let's see...

I am not a paperclip elitist like E. I like all shapes, sizes and colors.

I do not have a Southern accent, despite what people with whom I have never spoken say.

I have been allergic to peanut butter since high school, I wish I could have a peanut butter and grape jelly sammich on Butternut white bread but I feel like breathing.

I can't watch anything remotely sad or I will start bawling. However, someone can tell me face-to-face something atrocious and I will not cry.

I really want a cat and someone to clean the litter box for me. I have never had a pet.

I am addicted to these chili lemon crackers, please someone take them away from me before I eat them all.