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Originally Posted by Semantics
Sometimes I scare straight women and sometimes I just scare their husbands.
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That.
Whoever said 'Welcome to the world of butch', erm.. welcome to my world and I'm not the slightest bit butch.
All my life I've attracted straight women, men and couples. I don't know what it is but I seem to have 'Fck Me I'm Easy' written all over my forehead. Which is ironic as I'm not into straight women, men or heterosexuals couples.. but they don't get it. The mere fact that I'm breathing means I'm interested, no?
I've also had the
horrorhorror. The
"oh my god!!! You want to sleep with me don't you? Well you can't! I like CCK! I don't do pussy! Don't come near me, I know you're going to leap on me as soon as I turn my back."
Actually I'm not interested in you, you're perfectly safe with me.
"What? You don't think I'm sexy??? How dare you!!!!"
Actually I'm exaggerating. Usually they don't speak to me ever again. They just ensure they keep their back to the wall whenever I'm around, and there's a door nearby
