this cracked me up
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one -
just had another fight with the little woman.'
'Oh yeah?' said Charlie , 'And how did this one end?'
'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chickenshit.'
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