I absolutely would. not. ever. slap a woman like you. I would never slap any woman unless she was asking me to for pleasure. Even then I was too gentle for it to do what is was meant to do.
My post on this thread was making fun of myself and nothing more. I was thinking of the ones who have known me for years who may WANT to read my opinions and will prolly thread stalk me to have read what I posted in two other threads. They would view the post here as hilarious, was thinking hpf and the others already had me on ignore...