06-20-2011, 09:51 PM
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You knew it was coming.....4th of July.
At least if you have a calendar, you knew that.
But did you know we'd be having a 4th of July party?
Yeah. Thought so.
All right, here's the official announcement and oh-so-important details.
Sunday, July 3
For maximum swim time, come on over starting at 2
Now some white font to be all patriotic and shit. 
We'll grill and stuff so we can eat about 5-ish, that's up to the Beauhunk.
Oh, but don't worry about going hungry before or after dinner. For a change, we might have some food to nosh on.
Bring your drinks -- and speak up fast if you need a place to stay, ya lushes. One spot's already taken by that east Texas hoodlum and friend.
Any other out-of-towners wanna come?? Hmmm??? We gots room. And fun. The Beauhunk will make biscuits and gravy for breakfast, or watch Durr make them, which I hear might be entertaining (you think I'm up in time for breakfast?).
Oh yeah, will you let me/Oiler know if you're coming so the Oiley Beauhunk can count out the paper plates and silverware?
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