Derail is exactly what I intend on doing in a serious way. All this food talk is boring me to tears. lol
Let me put some fire under you DW
I just ordered my cute little live sex toy fucking machine boi this great harness:
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sparepar...oys-dvds-27645
and this dong
http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/buck
So maybe we'll pack the cooler with some watermelon, take the kayaks out to a secluded place out by the lake and fuck in the water since the harness can get wet.