[Gemme]

I prefer steaks in a restaurant. Actually, I'd prefer Curtis Stone to live with me and cook for me and so I would have professional steaks. At home.

Sprinkling salt on watermelon makes it taste sweeter.

Puppy feet smell like tiny Fritos.

I enjoy children. I like them broiled with pepper and bbq sauce and sometimes in a casserole.

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Aint no sunshine when she's gone

Originally Posted by tapu

I think that song You Are My Sunshine is kind of creepy. Know what I mean?

Creepy, no. Codependent and unhealthy, yes.

Originally Posted by princessbelle

I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

Not even this?

Originally Posted by hpychick

and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc?

That's consensual topping!

Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness..

I had the perfect Independence weekend treat. Blueberries and strawberries with whipped topping and nuts.

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

what he means is

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

I like to greet the handymen in unsuitable attire. It lets them know that I have other things I'd rather be doing.

Subtraction is math.

Reduction is food.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduction_(cooking)

Did I mention I'd like for Curtis Stone to come to my house?