In honor of my new job
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. ~Author unknown, attributed to Jim Davis
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. ~Robert Lynd
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious. ~William Feather
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~Author Unknown
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window~Author Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown
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