1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Kay Kay (blowing kisses to the North Star)
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
In a jar by my bed.
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?
LOL Yes
4. What body part do you wash first?
Hair in general, left arm specidically when I am washing the body.
5. What's the strangest talent you have?
I don't think I have any strange talents.
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie
7. Do you pee in the pool?
Not usually.
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Parallel park and pretty good.
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Probably
10. How many times have you been cussed out?
Too many to know a count.
11. Which shoe do you put on first?
right
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
A crazy ass g/f. LOL
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
No and yes.
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Honeychile
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Good lord I hope not. I would have to ridicule them until the end of days.
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
bath towels
17. What was your childhood nickname?
I hated it so I'm not sharing.
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Again...weird??? I guess it would be to pluck facial hairs. LOL
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Have you seen me? Do you really think I could get my feet that close to my face? bwahahahahaha
20. How do you eat your cookie?
Is cookie metaphorical for something? 'Cause I don't get it. I eat it with my mouth. *puzzled look*
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Pick my nose and scratch my ass.
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
3 or 4
23. How often do you clean out your ears?
Every 2 or 3 days.
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Wrap around hand. (Taken from poll options instead.)
25. Do you have any strange phobias?
Not strange ones, they are the pretty common ones.
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Nope
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Probably
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
Don't think so.
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
Probably. Or I at least blamed my fart on them.
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
Depends on if I know them or not. Friends I laugh, strangers I help.
31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Back from where? Gurrrly it ain't never left ME!