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Femmilicious
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And you said I wasn’t your type!!!
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: *SC*
Posts: 836
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A husband reads a book: "You are the man of your house" So he
storms to his wife and announced - "From now on you need to know I'm the man of the house. My word is LAW. You WILL cook & clean for me.You WILL go upstairs & give me the kind of sex I want. After, you WILL draw me a bath, wash my back & massage my feet. Oh, & guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair in the morning?.. . The wife replied "A friggen funeral director would be my 1st guess!!"
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“Sometimes we make the right decision; sometimes we make the decision right.”
“Every conflict is a lesson in self-discovery for both of us. Sometimes it's only hindsight that makes it worth it. For you, I would do it all again.“
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