i used to do appliance repairs. one day, i was working on a washing machine with a coworker, when he looks at me and says, "just because you're short, that doesn't mean you don't have a big dick, does it?"
my response? "we all get compensated somehow."
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i gots pitchers here
i'm a rambling man
i ain't ever gonna change
i got a gypsy soul to blame
and i was born for leaving
--zac brown band (colder weather)
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