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Do you use e-mail often? No. Just MSN and Facebook.

Do you hear any animals right now? Clyde (my cat) is snoring.

Are you in a well-lit room? Nope. All the lights in the apartment are off.

Is your trashcan full? Yes! The one in the bathroom -and- the one in the kitchen are both full. AND I have a bag of dirty kitty litter sitting by my front door that I forgot to take out tonight.

What was the last crunchy thing you consumed? Tortilla Chips

Did you view anything disturbing today? At the pharmacy tonight the woman in line in front of me had a spider on her back. (I told her it was there and swatted it off and stepped on it for her.)

Are there any holiday decorations in your house? In boxes in the closet, yes.

When was the last time you had a terrible headache? I have a headache right now (because I have a toothache) but my last HORRIBLE headache was when I tried to give up sugar a few months ago. I woke up in the night and thought I was having an aneurysm. Seriously, my head hurt that bad.

Have you recently put lotion on your hands? I use "Great Shakes" by Soap and Glory on my hands after I wash them - which is about a zillion times a day.

Are you hungry? Thirsty.

Is it rainy where you're at right now? No, but the air is a little thick.

Do you carry a purse? If so, describe what it looks like. Yes. This week: giant lime green monstrosity with faux snakeskin handles.

Is your cell phone on vibrate? I don't have a cellphone.

Is your dishwasher full? I don't have a dishwasher.

Do you like to wear gloves? Yes, I practice universal precautions at work.

Is there a body of water near where you live? Lake Huron.

Are you wearing anything pink right now? No.

Do you like to swim in the ocean? Yes!!!!

What is the creepiest bug you've ever saw? Wolf Spider! (although spiders aren't technically bugs I don't think?

Do you currently have split ends? Yes.

When is the last time you used the bathroom? About half an hour ago. And then I washed my hands and moisturized.

Do you chew on your lip? Yes. And on yours, too.

Are you afraid of needles? Yes. True story: I recently took one of my "consumers" to the doctors because she needed a blood test. My whole job was to basically push her wheelchair and hold her arm steady while the nurse drew her blood. While the procedure was happening I had my head turned away and tears STREAMING down my cheeks. The woman WHO WAS PERSONALLY GETTING THE FUCKING NEEDLE (and who it is MY job to support) was going "oh my god, Brandy! Are you okay? Do you need to sit down?" The whole thing was super humiliating.

What is the last thing you lost? My everloving mind. Or the little rubber thing off of my left earbud.

What car were you last in? My friend A's PT Cruiser dealy.

Do you like Batman? Yes. But I like Spider-Man better.

Have you ever played tennis? No. Hahaha!

Can you see a star shape in the room you are in? Yes, on the empty Rockstar energy drink can on my desk. Aren't stars technically round, though?

What are you sitting on? My right ankle.

What is the last warm thing you touched? Eliot. (Another cat.)

Do you use hand sanitizer? Yes, when I don't have access to a sink and soap.

Where do you want to go in life? Anywhere but here.

Are you sweating? No.

When is the last time you had to scratch an itch? Are you asking me when the last time I masturbated was?

Are you in any kind of club or group that is trying to save animals? No.

Who is the last blonde you saw? My friend A.

Where were you two hours after you got up, and what were you doing there? In my livingroom. Watching True Blood. Again.

Do you wish for world peace? Sure. But good luck with that.

Have you ever played fetch with a dog? Yes. Susie loves that game.

What is the nearest object that is wood? My computer desk.

Do you use Netflix? No.

Does your house have a fireplace? I live in an apartment. Also: no.

Do you wake yourself up in the morning, or does someone else? My cats do when they get hungrio.

What kind of hoodie did you last wear? Grey. Tee-shirt material.

Do you play games on your computer? Like on facebook? Sure. But mostly on my DSi.

What is the last video game that you played? Doctor Mario!!

Have you ever pet a stingray? No.

If you were on vacation, would you ever go to Ireland? In a heartbeat.

Are you logged into Facebook right now? Yes.

Did you have anything bad happen to you today? I stubbed my toe.

Have you ever been to New York? Yes.

Do you use the term "lol" if you don't have anything to say? No. I usually say "Right on."

Should you be sleeping right now? Nope.

Can you truly say you hate anyone? No, I guess not.

What brand of dishliquid do you use? Whatever is on sale and citrus scented.

When is the last time you ate a Hershey Kiss? No idea. Probably giftmas?

Do you ever feel unappreciated? Not generally, no.

Do you currently have any blemishes on your face? No.

Who is the last baby you held? My friend E's baby, Owen.

Are you a lover? Now that's nasty talk and I won't have it!

Do you use smileys often in text convos? I don't have a cellphone. And no.

Do you have the Google toolbar on your computer? No.

Do you like Sunkist? I guess?

Would you ever consider being a cannibal? It's not off the table in the right circumstances.

Did you forget something important in the past week? Laundry?

Do you like learning new things? Yes.

What color is your toothpaste? White.

Are the floors in your house creaky? No.

Do you fear death? I fear pain.

Is your mouth dry? Yes, I'm thirsty.

Do you have any scars from an animal? On my hand from stupidly trying to break up a cat fight.

Was this random enough? Sure. The Sunkist question was pretty stupid.