Do you use e-mail often?
I check it more than once a day. Don't send that many mails.
Do you hear any animals right now?
Nope, the Wuppster is upstairs on my bed.
Are you in a well-lit room?
Yes
Is your trashcan full?
No, it was bin (trash) day yesterday
What was the last crunchy thing you consumed?
Seed and nut combo last night.
Did you view anything disturbing today?
Nope
Are there any holiday decorations in your house?
Good grief no, not even at Christmas.
When was the last time you had a terrible headache?
Ages ago
Have you recently put lotion on your hands?
T'was vitamin E oil last night. I am a bit fanatical about having well kept hands.
Are you hungry?
Not now, just eaten sausage on granary.
Is it rainy where you're at right now?
No
Do you carry a purse? If so, describe what it looks like.
Nope
Is your cell phone on vibrate?
Vibrate and ring
Is your dishwasher full?
Don't own one
Do you like to wear gloves?
When it's cold or when the black leather ones are necessary.
Is there a body of water near where you live?
Irish Sea 5 minutes away (by bike) up the road.
Are you wearing anything pink right now?
Yep, the Calvin Klein tshirt I slept in last night
Do you like to swim in the ocean?
Jeepers no!
What is the creepiest bug you've ever saw?
Cannae recall
Do you currently have split ends?
No
When is the last time you used the bathroom?
Hour or so ago
Do you chew on your lip?
No
Are you afraid of needles?
No...I like to stick them in folks too much to be scared. Never been scared of them though.
What is the last thing you lost?
M'marbles
What car were you last in?
My Pops'
Do you like Batman?
The Dark Knight is fabulous
Have you ever played tennis?
At school way back in the paleolithic period
Can you see a star shape in the room you are in?
Yes
What are you sitting on?
My lovely gel seated, endlessly adjustable office chair.
What is the last warm thing you touched?
Woodipotimus
Do you use hand sanitizer?
Since I got the sanitizer mixed up with the lube I tend not to keep any around 
Where do you want to go in life?
Forward
Are you sweating?
Nope, the dixarit are working well.
When is the last time you had to scratch an itch?
All the time
Are you in any kind of club or group that is trying to save animals?
Nope
Who is the last blonde you saw?
Loads of them on Ride the Lights last night
Where were you two hours after you got up, and what were you doing there?
Still here
Do you wish for world peace?
I'm not a Miss World contestant
Have you ever played fetch with a dog?
No
What is the nearest object that is wood?
Two desks
Do you use Netflix?
No, I'm in the UK
Does your house have a fireplace?
Yes
Do you wake yourself up in the morning, or does someone else?
My iPod wakes me up
What kind of hoodie did you last wear?
Trusty green Schott hoody
Do you play games on your computer?
No, never
What is the last video game that you played?
I occasionally play Trivial Pursuit on my 'pod
Have you ever pet a stingray?
No, who would?
If you were on vacation, would you ever go to Ireland?
It's just across the sea here and I'd go on a cycle tour but it's a bit rainy and cold for my liking.
Are you logged into Facebook right now?
Yes
Did you have anything bad happen to you today?
No
Have you ever been to New York?
No, I would love to
Do you use the term "lol" if you don't have anything to say?
Try not to use it except when actually having laughed out loud. Even then it's a rare usage.
Should you be sleeping right now?
No
Can you truly say you hate anyone?
No
What brand of dishliquid do you use?
Morrison's own brand eco version
When is the last time you ate a Hershey Kiss?
Don't know what one is
Do you ever feel unappreciated?
Yes
Do you currently have any blemishes on your face?
No
Who is the last baby you held?
I don't do holding babies
Are you a lover?
Of what?
Do you use smileys often in text convos?
I like smileys aye 
Do you have the Google toolbar on your computer?
No way
Do you like Sunkist?
What is it?
Would you ever consider being a cannibal?
Yes
Did you forget something important in the past week?
I forget important things all the time
Do you like learning new things?
Yes, doesn't everyone?
What color is your toothpaste?
White
Are the floors in your house creaky?
Not really
Do you fear death?
Nuh-huh
Is your mouth dry?
No
Do you have any scars from an animal?
Yes, Woolly scars on my hands
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