[1QuirkyKiwi]

Kia Ora to everyone,

I'm cheating a wee bit by posting my dating profile I use on a couple of Butch-Femme and Lesbian sites...

I'm a cocktail of Maori, Italian, French and Norwegian. I’m a 'Glass is Half Full' kind of person (because someone drank the other half when I wasn't looking! LOL!) My generous curves are a culmination of genetics, revealing nothing about the person within…. Me!…... I'm ricking gorgeous (and a contributor to Royal National Institute for the Blind as their page 3 pin-up....it’s all in the touch, you know! LOL!).

I’m 5’7” tall with Olive green eyes and a classically voluptuous Rubenesque figure that I’m very comfortable with - I’m often told that my photos DO NOT do me justice or capture my personality, and only on meeting in person, does my Peaches and Cream complexion and long hair Auburn (which I’m growing out, back to my natural dark blonde/light brown colour) cascading past my waist, leaves people breathless (apparently!......But, that's for you to judge for yourself! ;-D)

I’m a unique complexity of soft natural femininity, softness and tenacity and innate clumsiness at times; Conquering and vulnerable; Of being thoughtful, nurturing, loving, affectionate and feeling deeply; Of being adventurous in travel and sometimes home loving; Of being accomplished and resourceful; Of being sensual, intuitive, instinctual and having non-rational perception; Of being spiritual and sometimes rebellious; Of having respect for all life. I’ve a form of Spina Bifida, needing to use crutches occasionally……I’m by no means helpless - I’m very capable and independent.

My passions are my 5 beautiful Cats (I also look after rescued cats who’ve been neglected, abused and unwanted, doing my best to give them a loving home for a few days, weeks, months and/or years of their lives). Nature, Art, Film, Literature, Opera, Theatre, playing Tribal drums, Herbal remedies, Aromatherapy, Meditation, Yoga, Swimming, being a water baby, the Moon, Feeding the local Swans, Sewing, Hand Embroidery and Music - I’ve been known to lose all sense & decency (not literally) at the merest hint of a drum beat! LOL!

WANTED: Childish adult with serious sense of humour; beautiful, plain, shy, extrovert for no strings lifetime commitment – You must enjoy wild nights in and be able to party until at least 9pm! Ideally, I’m seeking trendy, earthy, needy, independent, passionate, cold-fish, geeky, muscular, puny breathing (hopefully without artificial aid) tall, Boi/Butch kind of gal for an extremely quick whizz around the dance floor and who will be there when I want to be alone.

And, if you've ever wondered why you're the only person in the universe who thinks and acts the way you do, you are not alone!!!

Do you love deep meaningful hugs with soft, tender kisses that slowly become more passionate? Holding hands whilst walking in a park or along the ocean shore, laughing and chatting? Are you emotionally available? Are you comfortable in communicating intimately and are you non-judgemental? I want to share my life - the ups and downs with someone who also wants to make a relationship work and is respectful, loving, polite, patient, sensitive, caring, affectionate, passionate, faithful, trustworthy, devoted, and is comfortable with herself. I believe a person’s actions speak louder than their words.

I’m not saying "No Emotional Baggage"! How fair is that? If nothing has impacted upon us emotionally, then we’re either not human or have never loved and lived as we were meant to! It’s how the baggage is handled!

Wishing you all the best in your search for that special someone!