If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
I should not confess to crimes that took place before I was born.
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window~Author Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown
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