If you were a block from your car in a torrential Texas downpour what would you do?
Could she have concentrated any harder on not touching me?
Are the only two things that I find remotely interesting about church lady,
the fact that her and her husband met at the laundrorama and her twin sister has
schizophrenia?
Don't I already have people praying for me from 5 different states?
Can you feel it?
Didn't I just go in the fridge and grab a Tupperware with dark stuff in it ?
Wasn't I thinking hmmm raisins I will have a little snack?
Can you imagine my horror as I plunged my hand into some minced fungi?
Did I then proceed to smelling it ,hoping for minced olives?
