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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch
Preferred Pronoun?:
I'm easy
Relationship Status:
She's some kind of wonderful.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
Posts: 626
Thanks: 240
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Rep Power: 759422
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OMG...
I. AM. DYING. HERE.
Nancy Grace's dancing partner gave her advice before last night.
It consisted of this: Keep your nipples in, don't fart...and you'll be alright.
I almost fell off the couch laughing.
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"I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
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