*walking to the car after leaving a store where a woman commented on my Wounded Warrior t-shirt, telling me she donated to them too, and thanking Bard for hys service*
Bard: Do you ever realize that people are
really nice to us? I think it's you! Nothing to do with me.
Me: Uh, no honey, you ARE a charmer!
Bard: Pfft, no I'm not!
Me: Honey, you could charm the leather pants off a flaming gay man.. you ARE a charmer!
Bard: