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Member
How Do You Identify?:
As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status:
Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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*cupping my ear*
Overheard this Friday while standing in line at Subway
Boy 1: Oh yeah, I've got a girlfriend!
Boy 2:Who is it?
Boy 1: A girl
Boy 2: Is she Chinese?
Boy 1:Why would you even ask that before her name?
Boy 2: I dunno, because I don't want to be a best man at some sort of crazy dragon wedding!
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